odair:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

oh alright

zanemalicks:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

i live in the usa and i hear and say this all the time yall aint special

A message from Anonymous


damn i had no idea u were so ignorant

rlmjob:

im sorry but doesnt this definition fit everyone that follows a religion which is based off of blind faith and nothing else?

religions were developed in a time when we lacked an understanding of the world around us to provide answers for the unknown

but im the ignorant one thats right

drunkbae:

see-the-dark-in-her-eyes:

tigg00bitties:

dynastylnoire:

tuejjlaz:

intoxicated-ambivalence:

downfalls:

Holy shit

holy shit

Holy shit.

tears

Relevant.

shit

i’m crying now shit

drunkbae:

see-the-dark-in-her-eyes:

tigg00bitties:

dynastylnoire:

tuejjlaz:

intoxicated-ambivalence:

downfalls:

Holy shit

holy shit

Holy shit.

tears

Relevant.

shit

i’m crying now shit

breelandwalker:

eldritchlunch:

grilledcheese4evr:

PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!

also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns

Archive of How It’s Made Episodes on Project Free TV

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

spoken-not-written:

c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful

spoken-not-written:

c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful

barebackinq:

Way to fucking ruin your pool you piss monster

barebackinq:

Way to fucking ruin your pool you piss monster

stefanibadkid:

sweetseducingsighs:

zaynsdickingaga:

bookahplease:

Welp, never thought I’d reblog a giftset of Lady Gaga but hey, I actually 100% agree with this.

lady gaga dragging katy perry, britney, selena, bieber, and all the other basics

She’s right.

She’s always right.